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A Boy Named Curious
Dear Faub,Hi, my name is Curious. That’s actually my name. My parents were hippies and thought it would be a good name, because I was a curious looking baby and because they did a lot of LSD. My...
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Girl Problems
Dear Faub,I am a 11 years old (sic) boy, I’m in fifth grade and my dad is writing this letter for me, so I can ask you a question. I don’t like it when boys pick on girls in school. But every time I go...
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In a Patch of Sour
Dear Faub,I have about 5 pounds of sour patch kids. What is the proper way to deal with this situation in the light of Faub's grace? -Russell Dear Pucker Up, Butter Cup,Faub's grace is anything but...
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A Cult?
The editors have decided to publish one of several letters to Faub that address the “cult” status of the Church Church of Faub. While we can’t respond to every inquiry about the Faub organization, we...
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Relationship Status
Dear Faub,I've noticed that a lot of my congregation members are using Facebook to advertise their relationship status.
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Tattoos and Gods
Dear Faub, The former Nevada Wolfpack quarterback, Colin Kaepernick is going to the Super Bowl this year with the San Francisco 49ers. I'm very excited to see our local boy make good. But as a...
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Crest White Strips
Dear Faub,Is it okay to wear Crest Whitestrips while meditating? I'm trying to manage my time well, but I don't want to take away from the spirituality of the practice. Can't find an answer on...
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